Apathetic Dyke Lizard

verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

Why don’t we talk about Airplane! on Tumblr?

nefertsukia:

throbbing-lung-fiber:

le-corbeau-fou:

bates—motel:

I mean come on

the whole movie is gold

It’s just one pun after another

The movie is completely random and it’s amazing

 

someone find the shit hitting the fan gif.

"PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ"

nikittypaprika:

When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity

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princeowl:

please keep making pacific rim movies I don’t care how shitty they are i would gladly watch ‘pacific rim 37: newt ate all the fucking pizza rolls again’

onlylolgifs:

Secret Agent Cat

onlylolgifs:

Secret Agent Cat

Dear Everyone With Smooth Lines in Their Digital Drawings

netbug009:

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That moment of triumph when I walk out of an interview with another job.

And then that greater moment of triumph when I cancel my food stamps application.

I’m gonna be busting my ass and will have no time for sleep or art, but I’ll be able to pay all my bills AND eat multiple meals a day.