Apathetic Dyke Lizard

not so fireproof on the inside, are ya?
not so fireproof on the inside, are ya?

last-light-in-live-action:

hiccupinglasses:

lyssa-fer:

hiccupinglasses:

I was making icons and I ended up with this stupid hicspression when I was working and I just…you dork.

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I saw this and my first thought was ‘He looks like a really enthusiastic infomercial salesperson’

Bless you for that imagery. XD

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HI. HICCUP HORRENDOUS III HERE WITH THE NEW OXICLEAN.”

rebark:

Hyrule Warriors : playable characters

whoa hold up ALL BUT ONE ARE FEMALE

AH

<3

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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I’m freaking out

this is a really really bad time to start doubting this choice

WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING

I DONT KNOW

IVE NEVER KNOWN

IM JUST DOING WHATEVER AND DOUBTING EVERY DECISION IVE EVER MADE

WHAT IS HAPPENINNNGGGG

FUCKKK

EVERYTHINGS CHANGING SO FAST I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM DOING

IM A FUCKING MESS

we’re packing up the moving truk tomorrow

im not freaking out but im totally freaking out

fxgdfyuihoj;hil.j,ghmf

fuck

radyuri:

comic about how i feel when people associate hair with gender

zooophagous:

explodinghye:

heard some non-savory comments from my family about my dear ball python so i was inspired to make some little psa’s about snakes!!! they are our scaly friends do not harm noodles
—> buy here as stickers or w/e you want!! also if you wanna use it on your blog feel free but pls credit me thank u \m/

Ball Pythons are like the chillest animal in existence I don’t even know how people can be scared or hateful towards them.

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

a horror genre video game where people keep asking you to hold their baby and you have to fight off increasingly determined hoards of monsters without dropping it

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sssshit. hshsit shit shit shit sshit sthis thi sthi shit